I don't know what I expected

found on Huge LOL

So where is the delivery guy supposed to hide something that big? And frankly, if he did hide it, how would you know it arrived? Aaaand, unless your husband can't read, I'm pretty sure that door mat is going to tip him off to the need to look for hidden packages. This is no way to keep your packages secret from your hubby - get a post office box if you want that, or ask a trusted friend if you can have things delivered to their home instead of yours.