My Momma Didn't Raise No Fool

from here

True story, I get plenty of spam at the feedback address here and every single one has an attachment. Not only that, all the attachments are capable of housing malware and most come with ploys to trick me into opening them (like saying there's something wrong with my bank account). You would think the bad guys would steer clear of a SECURITY website but no, apparently that would make too much sense.