You Get Six Feet of Snow, We Get Six Feet of Alligator!

found on i can has cheezburger

i don't think i want to go to florida for the winter. if i had to choose between the cold and fence-climbing aligators, i'd take the cold. a simple pair of mitts and a warm hat can do wonders to protect me from frostbite, but apparently even a chain-link fence and barbed wire won't protect me from gator bites.