NSA is coming to town

You better watch out
You better not try
To keep a secret
I'm telling you why
NSA is coming to town

They're making watch lists
And checking them twice
Grab your data
As you get off your flight
NSA is coming to town

They hear you when you're speaking
They know how you behave
They know if you click on that link
So don't click for goodness sake

Oh, you better watch out
You better not try
To keep a secret
I'm telling you why
NSA is coming to town
NSA is coming to town

I came up with this back in September, but that was way, way too early for Christmas songs. Also, I can't yet execute on song parodies quite as well as organizations can so good on ya ACLU for coming up with a parallel idea.