is that a bomb in your shorts or are you just happy to see me?

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yes, that's right, i stuck an anti-terrorism EULA on underwear because apparently the dumbest, most ridiculous terrorist of all time has a posse. i don't know if the TSA would find any comfort in fliers wearing these (they shouldn't, since there's nothing to prevent someone from violating the terms) but it could certainly be an interesting conversation piece in that situation.