when spam hams it up

there isn't really a good way for me to share this one without simply linking to this cracked article on 100 unintentionally hilarious spam subject lines, but i still want to give you a taste of what you'll find there:

16. Look, random spam subject line writers, you need to know that there are certain words that just kill the porn mood...

• chippendale champion auschwitz

it's all words, of course, so i think it's safe for work, but your mileage may vary.
(thanks to @javiermerchan and @panda_security for bringing it to my attention)