if you think handing over your twitter credentials...

if you think handing over your twitter credentials will make anyone other than crooks more interested in following you then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

security - expectation versus reality

found on xkcd

sometimes attacks are much simpler than you'd expect, you just have to think outside the box.

if making personal copies...

if making personal copies of trade secrets worth millions of dollars seems A-OK to you then you might be a security idiot

(inspiration)

if you hope for a terror attack...

if you hope for a terror attack against your own country in order to prove how insecure your country is then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

if you let your door lock keypad get worn down...

if you let your door lock keypad get worn down to the point where it's more break-n-enter by numbers than it is a combination lock, you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

if you think you can put an end to corruption...

if you think you can put an end to corruption by getting rid of pockets then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)

if you raise the bomb threat alarm...

if you raise the bomb threat alarm over an air freshener then you might be a security idiot.

(inspiration)